on two hours of sleep im either way too happy or violently homicidal
Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.
Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons
I’M BIG DON’T TOUCH ME
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
"The person you think of when you stand in front of the ocean. That’s the person you’re in love with."
"VIVA LA PLUTO"
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries